10 REASONS TO HAVE BRITNEY COVERS, BITCH!

This is the rare example of a post written because I found a picture. I recently, on my old site, published a festival of "Toxic" covers, accompanied by some wild Britbrit pix. Then I found this picture.



So, here we go again. More Britney tunes. 'Cause she's the greatest songwriter of our generation, and folks would rather cover her than Bob Dylan.

1. Lucky-Blink 182
2. Hit Me Baby Yet Another Time-Blink 182 (live)

That wasn't right. Britney used to be hot.

No, that's not it.

3. Gimme More-Sia

No, that's not it either. I think the hot picture has a snake in it.

4. Everytime-Glen Hansard

Wrong again.

5. Britney Spears-Lillica Libertine (a tribute . . . of sorts)

Definitely not!

6. Baby One More Time-Nicotine

I love Tori, but that's not Britney.

7. Baby One More Time-Tori Amos. Tori used to be my blogcrush. In my first year, I posted on her like I now post on the Clash.

Cute. But not quite.

8. B Girl Battle-Britney, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas' Fergie

Wait for it . . .

9.Hit Me Baby One More Time-Annie Bethancourt

Bam!

10. Toxic-The Chapin Sisters